“Crayons are for coloring.”

I 'm a proud mom! My almost 2 year old learned how to put two crayons in his nose and leave them hanging like a walrus (I can’t seem to find the spot to record that in his baby book). It got such a great reaction from the other restaurant patrons and staff that he thinks he is the toddler version of Jay Leno (or Conan, or Letterman, or whoever’s side you stand by). At least he’s not sticking other things in his nose, yet. But it won’t be long before he’s demanding an audition with Etrade.

SAVVY TIP: Keep an emergency restaurant kit (toys, sippy cup, books, etc.) in the trunk of your car because spontaneity is no longer your friend.